I’m going into hiding July 29, 2007
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I’m starting a new blog, somewhere else, and I’m not going to give any links from here to there. It’ll be a secret. I’ll let some people know. Goodbye.
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I am Tinman May 30, 2007
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Last night I dreamt I could turn anything I wanted into tin. It was mildly profitable, since I could sell the tin at junk yards. Eventually I lost it all when i was shot trying to steal someone’s bathtub.
In other news, my mouth still really hurts after getting three teeth pulled and a root canal. And my insides hurt afetr trying to eat enough pasta that i never have to eat again. But in the middle of that sentence I ran to the washroom and puked. Guess that didn’t work. I hate blogs.
I need an online financial accounting site, a la quicken April 18, 2007
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I’m looking for a pretty simple online account manager, nothing so advanced as quicken, but something better han saythe Google Desktop money clip widget.
I’d go for wesabe.com, which is usally useful, but I’ll be tracking cash accounts rather than bank accounts, so I can’t actually set those up on wesabe. (Actually, if anyone knows how to do that, that would be great too. There’s also a program integrated with netvibes that I have to check out). If any of you have any ideas, let me know in the comments.
Thanks.
And while you’re at it, probably check out netvibes and wesabe, two great sites.
“Blood Diamond” — More like “fuckbad movie retarded” February 11, 2007
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Sorry, in my head “fuckbad movie retarded” is a witty pun.
I tried watching Blood Diamond today. I had to quit after half an hour and erase it. The last movie I found similarily unwatchable was “World’s Wildest Bar Fights” (which I had quit watching minutes before starting Blood Diamond).*
So don’t watch it. It’s so horribly bad. You’d only be wasting your time.
*-WWBF is hosted by two women in a hot tub. One has enourmous, fake, naked breasts. She writhes about while introducing fights. The other woman has a bra or bikini top on, and a thong.
Why am I mentioning any of this?
Other than taht the whole thing is seedy, it’s because the one in the thong eventually made a long show of removing her thong (while wet and writhing) only to expose another, identical thong underneath. She’s one of my favourite people now.
That’s like if I told you I killed your child, then brought in a corpse with their face, then slowly tore off the face because it was a mask and exposed the face beneath it. And it was still your kids face underneath.
WordPress pwns Blogger November 24, 2006
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Blogger has just been one headache after another, so I’m moving to wordpress.
My new blog is thedegenerati. The feedburner feed will still work, as I’m going to update it to the wordpress site in a couple minutes.
If you haven’t checked out wordpress blogs yet, you’ll quickly see they’re a much better experience.
the.degenerati
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The Irish are evil wizards who steal our babies November 24, 2006
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I’ve found a del.icio.us post to my blog beating it out at the moment, so I have to go back out and talk about this subject again.
When and Irish is born, they are given three things: a bottomless bottle of Whiskey, an IRA “sniper at work” sign, signed by Gerry Adams and the Pope,
A common sight where Irish are known to frequent.
and a newborn Nayrish, (the Irelander word for non-Irish, i.e. the good people of the world), which they will raise to live amongst the Nayrish as an IRA spy.
An Irish newborn. He will never be capable of love.
During childhood, if these things can be called “children”, an Irish is taught to shapeshift,
A young Irish and it’s parent, shapeshifted into some unidentifiable animal form. Note the number “43″ earing the parent wears. That’s in memory of 1943 when their ally Hitler was still doing relatively well and the Irish well rejoiced.
At 12, when the reach Irish middle age, they begin their “courtship” ceremonies. Often these just entail getting drunk and talking really loudly at a “pub” about how much they just drank, but in the case of especially dumb looking Irish, they may have to blow up a kindergarten or possibly an orphanage in order to catch their lover’s eye. For their lover is Grand Wizard Gerry Adams of the IRA, (who is yet to return a single one of my emails, including several invitations to Orkut and Gmail back when those were hard to get).
Gerry Adams, moments after being informed Christopher Reeves died.
At around the age of 24 most Irish die. They will either die at the hands of the British Army, or more likely, falling down something. At this point their bodies will dissolve into a thousand snakes which will wander around until they either find an Irish woman to crawl up into the womb of and impregnate, or a Nayrish to bite and give Ire-AIDS to.
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Please people, it is SO important that these scary truths get out and I return to my top spot on the internet for trashers of the Irish. So please post links to this post wherever you can. I don’t want to be beat by some goddamned del.icio.us post.
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Check out Poetry Corner November 23, 2006
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The Goodridge fight (Courtesy of Greg) November 23, 2006
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Until I get this working, here’s the link: Goodridge vs unfortunate.
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That about:config setting I always type in when yo… November 23, 2006
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- Type about:config into your address bar.
- In the Filter: bar type ipv6.
- Right click on the preference named “network.dns.disable.ipv6″ and choose toggle. (You want the setting to be “true”.)
- Done.
Your browsing should be improved at least a bit.
Why: From what I’ve read, IPv6 isn’t used for the most part outside of China. But what firefox does is check each site for an IPv6 connection. If the site owner hasn’t set it to tell browsers to screw off during that search, then it can spend a couple seconds or so scanning for taht connection. If the site owner has taken the rare step of telling your browser what’s what, then it’ll skip that step and whip right along. By you telling your browser beforehand not to bother with it, what I’ve shown you how to do above, you’ev allowed it to jump ahead.
That’s just what I’ve read on some forums and such. I don’t know if it’s true. It seems like my browser works faster this way, but I’m ever the optimistic and trusting one.
If I’m wrong about how it works, let me know.
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