I’m dead but I’m talking!

(I like turtles.)

Ok. So here’s the plan. the degenerati is truly dead. it’s sad, i know, but these things happen. I needed a change. So initially I started a blog that was exactly the same but had a new name. Some of you have seen it.

But that didn’t make me happy, goddamnit.

So now there’s two blogs. Sorta. not really “now”. soon. right now there’s monarchophilia. that’s a personal blog basically. accounts of how i fear the homeless or how the irish might be stealing the sun each night, or you know, that thing i said about supporting the Iraq war because I hate Iraqis. And also sadistic accounts of boring things i do, and EVEN(!) now, accounts of my emotional state! Kind of an old geocities personal site combined with my need to lie to strangers as much as possible. it’s like if you were a nymphomaniac: you’d need to have sex all teh time. I need to imply to the guy at the computer store that I maybe used to be a mercenary, or that my father wrote some of mariah carey’s less popular songs (I actually wanted to say brandi or brandy, but i wasn’t sure how it’s spelled).

The second blog is a group blog i’m working on. i’ll give you a link on monarchophilia when it pops up. it’ll be a political blog. “Oh no, not another leftist blog” you’re not thinking. Because you have total faith in me. It’s not going to be about like George bush or the US or something or other stuff that’s not worth mentioning. it’s going to be about things like the mindcrushingly important need to get Prussia back, and about science, and stuff in the news, and how modern greeks are actually just Slavic invaders and should shut up about their “vast history” and just admit that until they moved into greek people’s homes in like 1000CE their main focus was trying to marry their sheep and raping neighbours, or something else. Actually, we don’t have guidelines yet except that I’ve agreed not to try to whip up racial hatred against the Irish. (That will continue on monarchophilia.)

I will also not lie.

it’s not going to be a hard hitting political blog or something though. My friends and i tend to exchange links to stories and discuss them or to discuss politics in general or history and science. It’ll basically be that crap, expanded a bit. Not too much. I’ve lost my will to finish this post or explain the blog really at all. I gave this homeless woman over a dollar about half an hour ago you see, and it just drained all the good feeling out of me. i won’t do shit like this on the group blog. It won’t be all serious and asswipey, but it’ll be slightly more professional. If it’s being lied to and sado-masochistic posts about not being able to properly adjust my chair or how i think facial hair is the work of the jewish-homosinual cabal that the polish government claims runs the EU, that’ll all be there at monarchophilia. So will posts like this that begin to complain about their very existence and length and tend to just dribble off into shit.