I just dreamt that there was a children’s Crusade against me and I rather roundly won. I wish i had in-head video of those little fuckers trying to use a trebuchet for you. I may buy some Slav children and try to re-enact it. Seriously, it’s like $5 for a Romanian baby thee days. Someone’s gotta sort that place out.
Of course, I’m sure if my life runs it’s course at some point the children will organize against me. So just sit tight and wait it out and you’ll see something nightmarishly entertaining down the road.