A wonderful story I couldn’t begin to do justice.

I’ve recently learned that some guy at a march said that Mayor David Miller deserves credit for declaring Toronto a nuclear weapons-free zone.

I don’t know, or care, if this is true.  It’s a travesty either way and we have precious little time, maybe only minutes, to save ourselves from certain nuclear double-holocaust.

Toronto must become a nuclear power.  Our mayor’s possible attempts to hold us back from that toward which we so naturally strive is an atrocity for which no respectable human* language has an adequate name.

I am typing this through a torrent of tears.  Mayor Miller’s hatred of our children’s future has to stop.  We need a new mayor to take his place.  Someone with vision.  A strong mayor who can give us unity and lead us to our nuclear armed future.

I’ve never questioned mayor Miller’s leadership before, even when he made every decision he ever did, all of which I hated, or when he said things, which I routinely thought were misguided or insane.

But I do it today.  My friend saw a guy with a placard or something.  Maybe he overheard it.  Whateverthefuck, Miller has to go down.

Meet me in the streets tomorrow or the next day maybe where we’ll protest this insane crapocracy led by the bloated murderocrat Miller and maybe, with a little hope, bring it, and him, to their knees.

(Bring a kitten, a baseball bat, a feeding tube big enough to fit marbles but small enough to fit down the mouth of a kitten, and a bag of marbles.)

(I apologize for the repetitive, stilted writing of this call to arms.  I am stretched to my emotional limits by the terror Miller has inflicted on us.)

*-”C’est un plus grande attrocitie” in French.

Check this shit out on BBC. They claim that Mugabe’s opposition is too weak to challenge him, which I almost believed until I looked at the accompanying picture.

Bullshit.

I’ve watched Mike Caro’s Poker Tells video.  I know this act and what it means: “oh, I can’t get out of bed, I’m so weak, don’t worry Mugabe, your top opposition can’t be bothered to get out of bed for a photoshoot.”  Bullshit.  This guy is going all in.  He has like 5 Royal Flushes.  Mugabe should fold here, or he is going to get fucked up.
If I were Mugabe I would be performing cosmetic surgery on my own face* while piloting a supersonic bulletproof jet to the moon right now.  You watch the news.  Tsvangirai is going to announce in a week that he is made of uberunobtainium-ultra and can fly faster than light and was sent here to be the latest Green Lantern in charge of Earth with also Silver Surfer powers and a 900 inch pulsating penis where every sperm can make a billion wolf/snake-babies.  And that will be just seconds after Mugabe commits to all out war with this guy.

*-Either to disguise myself or entertain myself, I can’t decide yet.