Soy is the secret weapon of the Jewish Homosinual world conspiracy that I love hearing about from the brothers Kaczynski. It makes our children gay, and our men women.

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Don’t believe me?** Well, don’t take my word for it: read this brilliant article from a member of the Web’s holy-trinity*** of idiocy: WorldNetDaily.

“Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.”

Amazing.

“Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you’re giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day“.

Indisputable.

“P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it’s perfectly safe because it’s fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.”

Sciency.

The only cure I can think of for those poor men afflicted with Homosinuality is to suck cock often, and swallow when they’re doing it. That way they may be able to ingest some extra testosterone. If that’s not enough, you must suck hard on the balls.  I know that can be nasty, but this is our culture’s health we’re talking about.

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*-Byzantium, for those of us who have studied too much Medieval and Classical (I was a Classical Languages major) history, equals “effeminate”. I’ve never read anything that references it, but amongst the “exotic” foods of the Byzantines must have been a fuckload of Soy.
**-Asshole.
***-The others being LittleGreenFootballs, and FreeRepublic.

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