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Leaked: The WIRE S05E01 script segment!!!!! December 10, 2006

Posted by degenerateleftist in TV.
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A lot of very good men, women, and (oh god, so very, very many) children died to get this. I had to watch tapes David Simon sent me of Ed burns tearing the heads off of some of my bravest child-agents with his massive jaws when I refused to return it.
So appreciate it.
And spread the word.

SPOILER WARNING!!

The Wire S05E01 Leaked Script

Scene 1

Darkness, struggle sounds…
The darkness fades to show a messy, undecorated room, the only notable piece of furniture in it a bed. In the bed, tossing and turning, is McNulty (and Beadie, now awoken). McNulty sits bolt upright.

BEADIE: Jimmy? What’s wrong?
MCNULTY: I just had a horrible dream… I dreamt I got this kid Bodie killed, a good kid, well, a dealer, but he’s got a good heart, you know?
BEADIE: It was just a dream, honey. Don’t worry about it.
MCNULTY: Yeah. Let’s get some sleep.

end scene

Intro Credits with “Down in a Hole” performed by KISS

Scene 2

Clay Davis’ office. Clay is sitting at his desk reading the newspaper. There’s a knock at his door and in rushes his assistant.
ASSISSTANT: Clay! Mr. Senator! I have horrible news, sir.
DAVIS: Well, spit it out then.
ASSISSTANT: The president — he’s dead. And the vice president, and the speaker of the house, and secretary of state, and the house and senate majority leaders, and a whole bunch more!
DAVIS: Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-yyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiit. I thought you were going to tell me .
ASSISSTANT: No sir, you don’t understand sir. Whats — whats… The thing is, Mr. Senat– I mean, Mr. President…
DAVIS: I see…
Davis stands up and puts on his pants.

end scene

Scene 3

Seargent Carver is holding Bodie in cuffs in the police station, booking him on a minor charge.
BODIE: I’m, I’m what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again. I get my orders from a higher source…
CARVER: Shut up asshole, shut up.
BODIE: Does your mother know you talk like….

Carcetti, D’Agostino, and a bunch of scientists and bureaucrats walk in, pushing carts and oblivious to the police around them.

D’AGOSTINO: bring him in through the side door!
CARCETTI: A cell is set for observation.
CARVER: What’s this all about?
CARCETTI: Who’s this?
ASSISSTANT: Seargent Ellis Carver.
CARCETTI: It’s official city business, so please, get lost.
Carcetti walks past Carver.
CARCETTI: We got four or five days…
CARVER: This is bullshit! I take my orders from….
Strange mechanical footsteps are heard, and a mechanical seeming man is seen walking behind some frosted glass.
The man passes out from behind the frosted glass and can be seen from behind.

BODIE: What is this shit?
Carver looks on in disbelief, and mouths the word “Robocop”.

end scene

Robocop poster.


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Comments»

1. Anonymous - June 7, 2007

this is fucking retarded.

2. Anonymous - September 2, 2007

It was so obvious it wasnt’ real from the first bit of dialogue. Really bad writing.

3. roshan - December 24, 2007

uh, lighten up. it’s a joke. and it’s funny. obviously, the author is playing up the stylistic differences between the superrealistic “wire” and everything else on television. i LOLed.