In the face of my crushing media campaign against Gord perks, Toronto Mayor David Miller has backed down and relegated Gord Perks to a minor position on a minor committee. While this falls short of the proscription notice I have been requesting, it shows Miller to clearly be my minion.

Huzzah!

What can Gord do as a member of the parks and environment committee?  Argue for larger parks?  Vote for the culling of the human race?  Paula Fletcher will smack his ass down on that shit maybe, at least if she’s as much my servant as Miller is.

Huzzah again.